Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson (born 13 May 1986, London)

Happy 28th Birthday Rob!! 

Happy 28th Birthday ♥ ROBERT PATTINSON (13.05.1986)

paradisdesbilles:

favourite tropes + SETTING UPDATE

Adaptations of old stories will frequently move them closer to the production in time and/or space, even if the original is only a couple of decades old.

Distinct from Recycled IN SPACE in that the purpose is to make the story more familiar and accessible, whereas that trope is often based around transplanting a story into a less familiar setting. Also, by its nature, a Setting Update is typically made long after the original, whereas a Recycled Premise is usually a Me Too made to cash in on hot demand. Sometimes, especially with the more radical changes, it can be a genuinely clever analogy.

Maps to the Stars, 2014 (x)

bead-bead:

callmevictorious:

hematopoieticdoll:

novaless:

aurora-jane:

beccabae:

backyardskills:

im-gothamsreckoning:

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

oliveswind:

Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.  these guys will be the death of me. [x]

wat

wtf

i died at the pH value

omfg

I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life

well

Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.

WATCH THE VIDEO. IT GETS BETTER

OH THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS MAGNIFICENCE INTO MY LIFE

Robert thought that was the last interview of the day lol

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson | On The Road After Party (x)

themadones4:

rita01tx:

rob-me:

robert pattinson | ‘harry potter & the goblet of fire’ press junket [2005] & ‘cosmopolis’ press junket [2012]